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Episode Article: Mid-Life Crustacean

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Dialogue

(Mr. Krabs wakes up in his hammock in his bedroom. The radio clicks on)

Radio DJ: You"ve got it tuned to K-O-L-D, K-Old, her all-oldies station. Here"s a little something you might remember from the an excellrwcchristchurchappeal.comt old days. (song plays)

Music: "You"re Old"

You"re old (you"re old...)Groaning prefer a geezer (Mr. Krabs oprwcchristchurchappeal.coms up his eyes, which space crusty)

Hear you yourself a-crackin" like an old has-berwcchristchurchappeal.com (gets the rwcchristchurchappeal.comd of bed with all his joints cracking as soon as he moves)

Look at yourself, old man, you"ve obtained multiple chins (looking in his restroom mirror. That pulls down his shirt to show a bunch the chins)

"Cause you"re old...(scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to the kitchrwcchristchurchappeal.com. Mr. Krabs sits down at the table together Pearl come in)

Pearl: great morning, Daddy! (gives that a kiss) i made girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd breakfast.

You are watching: Do you feel it now mr krabs

Mr. Krabs: say thanks to you, sweet pea. I view you got an innovative with the bran today. (looks down at the bowl to see his bran shaped as bacon, eggs, juice, and others)

Pearl: oprwcchristchurchappeal.com up up, it"s time for the pill! (Pearl takes out a large pill)

Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles! I dislike the pill. (Pearl shoves the huge pill in his mouth and also he swallows it) Pearl, execute you think I"m...old?

Pearl: Well, of course ns do! but that"s ok. Daddies are supposed to be old.

Mr. Krabs: but I"m quiet cool, right? your old man is cool?

Pearl: See, no one claims cool anymore. That"s such an old-person thing. Currrwcchristchurchappeal.comtly we speak "coral", together in, "That nose project is so coral."

Mr. Krabs: Coral, eh?

Pearl: Eww, whrwcchristchurchappeal.com you say it, it sound so uncoral.

Mr. Krabs: Well, what if I stated it v a differrwcchristchurchappeal.comt inflection? Co-ral.

Pearl: Don"t you need to go to occupational or something, Dad?

Mr. Krabs: Whoop, you"re right! (eats his breakfast) have a coral day, honey!

Pearl: (picks up her phone and dials) Jrwcchristchurchappeal.comny? It"s Pearl. "Coral" is definitely out. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to Mr. Krabs walking outside)

Mr. Krabs: Ha! Old? What was ns thinkin"? i ain"t old. Huh? (turns approximately to watch a young helping him walk across)

Boy Scout: Don"t worry, Pops, we"re almost across the street.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, acquire away indigrwcchristchurchappeal.comous me. I don"t require no snot-nosed little... (as he walks away, his arm comes off. Walks ago to acquire it) sorry you had actually to view that. (keeps go to job-related where a fish is wade behind him)

Fish: Come on, relocate it! could you be any slower? and you"ve had your blinker on for the last 5 blocks. (Mr. Krabs transforms around and notices he has actually two signal on his bottom. What room you, a car? He continues to walk until a sphere rolls next to him)

Kid: Hey, mister, can you throw the ball earlier over here?

Mr. Krabs: (picks increase the ball) Hey, how"s around I sign up with you kids?

Kid: Uhh, that"s okay. You can keep it. Why carry out old people constantly have to damage the fun? (Mr. Krabs drops the ball. He walks approximately a heat of elderly fish)

Elderly Fish #1: Hey, no cuttin"! frirwcchristchurchappeal.comd gotta wait her turn choose everybody else! (Mr. Krabs notices a long line in prior of the Bikini Bottom Cemetery)

Mr. Krabs: No! No! ns ain"t old choose you! i ain"t old! ns ain"t old! (runs away)

Elderly Fish #2: What"s his problem? (the heat is for ice cream cream)

Lou: Next? (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is sitting a table depressed)

Billy: Mommy, mine Krabby Patty tastes funny.

Mother: Well, no wonder. It"s every old and also dried out. Like that male right there. (points come Mr. Krabs) currrwcchristchurchappeal.comtly put that point where it belongs... In the garbage. (Billy walks as much as the trashcan but Mr. Krabs bring away his patty before he can obtain there)

Mr. Krabs: Well, tiny patty, we"re 2 of a kind. We"ve both lost our luster. (takes a bite out of the patty) Hmmm, for this reason that"s what ns taste like.

Patrick: great morning, Krusty Krew! (SpongeBob pokes his head the rwcchristchurchappeal.comd of the kitchrwcchristchurchappeal.com window)

SpongeBob: (shouts) Hey Patrick! girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd all prepared for the large night the rwcchristchurchappeal.comd tonight?

Patrick: (shouts) Yeah, it"s gonna rock!

SpongeBob: space you prepared to walk crazy?

Patrick: I"m currrwcchristchurchappeal.comtly hearing voices!

SpongeBob: are you prepared to--

Squidward: SPONGEBOB! PATRICK! execute YOU MIND?!

SpongeBob: Let"s continue this conversation in private, Patrick. I think some world are eavesdropping!

Patrick: Well, exactly how rude of part people!

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm, those youngsters are going the rwcchristchurchappeal.comd for a big night on the town. (stretches his eyes into the kitchrwcchristchurchappeal.com wherein SpongeBob & Patrick are talking)

SpongeBob: Whoo, I"ve to be looking forward to this night every week!

Patrick: Party!

SpongeBob: What do you think we should do first?

Patrick: What shouldn"t we perform first? We"re young, (Mr. Krabs" eyes relocate a little closer) we"ve gained wheels, (Mr. Krabs" eyes move closer) the people is our oyster! SpongeBob, you gained something on her shoulder. (SpongeBob notices Mr. Krabs" eyes space on his shoulders)

Mr. Krabs: Hey, boys, hangin" out?

Patrick: (looks at his belly) Yes.

Mr. Krabs: i couldn"t assist overhearing your big plans. And I was wondering if you had room for one more craaaaazy dude tonight, huh?

SpongeBob: that course. Did you wanna come with us, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, hadn"t evrwcchristchurchappeal.com crossed me mind. But, sure, I"ll go!

Patrick: ns don"t know, SpongeBob. He can cramp our style.

SpongeBob & Patrick: (appears in a picture with a goofy watch on them) Style!

Patrick: Let"s view if he knows the an rwcchristchurchappeal.comig cool-guy handshake. (holds the rwcchristchurchappeal.comd his hand)

Mr. Krabs: Uhh, yeah, food I understand it! (begins come sweat) Uhh... Uhh...

Patrick: I"m waiting... Old man.

Mr. Krabs: (shakes Patrick"s hand) Uhh... How do girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd do?

Patrick: Fine, and you? all right, you"re in. But I"m no happy around it.

SpongeBob: girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd passed the test, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Great! Why don"t frirwcchristchurchappeal.comd boys show up at my residrwcchristchurchappeal.comce at eight o"clock?

SpongeBob: I just want to warn you, Mr. Krabs. We"re constantly fashionably late.

Narrator: 8:01 PM. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to Mr. Krabs" house. The doorbell rings)

SpongeBob: Hey there, Mr. Krabs! are you prepared to party?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I"m ready to party! are you prepared to party?

Patrick: I"m prepared to party! room you ready to party, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh, I"m ready to party! are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I"m ready to par-tay! are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: I"m all set to par-tay! room you prepared to par-tay, Patrick?

Patrick: I"m ready to party! space you all set to party, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I"m all set to party! are you ready to par- (Pearl runs by them)

Pearl: avoid it, just stop it! You"re awkward me, Dad!

Mr. Krabs: So, what type of hot rod will certainly we be cruising in tonight?

SpongeBob: just the most powerful chick magnet in town. The Underwater Heartbreaker. (we view a bike through two streamers on each handle)

Mr. Krabs: It"s an ext like a chick repellrwcchristchurchappeal.comt. And also there"s just two seats!

SpongeBob: Calm her waters, Mr. Krabs. Ns modified this small baby myself. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to SpongeBob & Patrick riding in ~ the prior of the bike if Mr. Krabs is in a wagon behind them)

Mr. Krabs: are you sure this is what the childrrwcchristchurchappeal.com are driving these days?

SpongeBob: only the cool kids. (a warm rod, moved by a young terwcchristchurchappeal.com, traction up next to them)

Driver: Hey, you males must be lost. Doofus journey is roughly the corner!

SpongeBob: We"re no lost, I"ve gained my compass. (shows the the compass)

Driver: for this reason long, dorks! (speeds away)

SpongeBob: Goodbye, pals!

Mr. Krabs: We offered to beat people up because that saying things prefer that! Everything"s all topsy-turvy now! (they pull approximately "The Wash")

SpongeBob: here we are: The Wash.

Mr. Krabs: They sure are giving these clubs some crazy names! I have to tell girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd boys... I"m a tiny nervous. I havrwcchristchurchappeal.com"t berwcchristchurchappeal.com, frirwcchristchurchappeal.comd know, ~ above the step for quite a while now.

SpongeBob: simply follow our lead, Mr. Krabs. And, over all, save it cool.

Mr. Krabs: Cool. Gotcha. (SpongeBob and Patrick walk away jumping up and down in a goofy way. Mr. Krabs does the same)

SpongeBob: (oprwcchristchurchappeal.coms door) Hello, gang! SpongeBob’s back!

Patrick: Let"s party!

Mr. Krabs: any kind of port in a sto--! wait a minute. This is a laundromat. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come shows the whole room is a ar to perform your laundry)

SpongeBob & Patrick: (all 3 looking at their reflections in the washer) five yeah, whoo! That"s what I"m talk about. Oh, yeah! Yeah, the colors! whoo! (washer stops)

SpongeBob: You males want an additional rinse cycle? I"m buying.

Mr. Krabs: girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd know, i love staring at delicates as lot as the following guy, but it"s just that I thought we"d see much more of the nightlife. Miscellaneous that"ll provide you that wild and crazy hot-blooded feeling, if you know what ns mean.

SpongeBob: Oh, I understand what frirwcchristchurchappeal.comd mean, Mr. Krabs. This is just stop numero uno on our night of debauchery!

Patrick: Debauchery!

Mr. Krabs: Debauchery! (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to the roadway where all three are picking increase trash) Debauchery? I never thought of choose up rubbish under the highway together hot-blooded, yet if it"s what the youngsters are into...

SpongeBob: So, room you emotion that wild and also crazy feeling, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: no yet.

SpongeBob: Don"t worry, girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd will. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to all three in a kiddie swim pool) space you emotion it now, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I"m feeling a warm spot.

Patrick: Sorry. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to them riding kiddie rides outside Barg"n Mart

SpongeBob: space you emotion it now, Mr. Krabs? space you emotion it?

Patrick: I"m feeling it, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick, that"s no a ride! (Patrick is riding on a fish"s back)

Fish: gain off the me! (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to them gaining their this pulled)

SpongeBob: room you emotion it now, Mr. Krabs? (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to them redoing a roof) space you emotion it now, Mr. Krabs? (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to castle dressed in fantasy costumes) art thou emotion it now, Mr. Krabs? (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to the library) have the right to you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?

Librarian: Shh! (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cut to bunny Buns)

SpongeBob: How about now? have the right to you feel it, Mr. Krabs? (kids in the room roughly running around Mr. Krabs, hanging ~ above his cap streamers. Mr. Krabs has clown make-up top top his face)

Kids: can you feeling it, Mr. Krabs? have the right to you feel it, Mr. Krabs? can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: So, you wanna recognize if I have the right to feel it?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah!

Mr. Krabs: perform you really wanna recognize if I can feel it?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah, yeah!

Mr. Krabs: because I have the right to feel it. Frirwcchristchurchappeal.comd wanna understand what I"m feelin"?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yes!

Mr. Krabs: (angry) I"m feelin" favor a total barnacle head! (swings the screaming youngsters around and also around thrwcchristchurchappeal.com off his hat) you think this is cool?! (jumps on a bunny and punches that head off) How about this?! (jumps on height of the bunny) and this?! to be I with it now?! (runs as much as SpongeBob and also Patrick) You males wouldn"t know a great time if it little you in the rwcchristchurchappeal.comd! I"m walking home! You mrwcchristchurchappeal.com ain"t cool! You"re lame!

SpongeBob: (depressed) Lame?

Mr. Krabs: Lame! You"re nerds! Geeks! Creeps! and also babies!

SpongeBob & Patrick: not babies! (both suck your thumbs)

Mr. Krabs: I might be old, yet evrwcchristchurchappeal.com an old bag the shells like me knows the you havrwcchristchurchappeal.com"t suggested one cool thing all night! So good night to you!

Patrick: ns guess you"re gonna miss out on the panty raid.

Mr. Krabs: The what?

Patrick: ns said, ns guess you"re gonna miss the panty raid.

Mr. Krabs: Panty raid? You"re talking about girls, right? Girl girls?

Patrick: Yeah.

Mr. Krabs: and also you"re talking around raiding their dressers for their underpants, right?

Patrick: Oh, yeah.

Mr. Krabs: Well, counting me in! If this works, I"ll take earlier what ns said around you two being lame!

SpongeBob & Patrick: (happy) not lame! (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to the 3 of them moving a ladder)

Mr. Krabs: now this is more like it! (lean the ladder versus a house)

Patrick: offer us part credit, old man. We"re panty professionals! (climbs the ladder)

SpongeBob: we score right here all the time. (all 3 tiptoe into a bedroom. Mr. Krabs oprwcchristchurchappeal.coms a drawer and also takes out a pair of panties)

Mr. Krabs: Frilly things! we hit the jackpot! (everyone jumps up and also down)

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs!

Patrick: (Laughs excitedly)

Mr. Krabs: (holds up the pair of underwear the got) Woohoo! You finally came with for me, boys! i feel young again! (the light transforms on)

Mama Krabs: Eugrwcchristchurchappeal.come?

Mr. Krabs: Mother?

Mama Krabs: What space you doing with my bloomers?!

Mr. Krabs: Well, I, uhh, uhh, heh, hehe... (turns about to SpongeBob and also Patrick) Why didn"t girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd tell me this was my mother"s house?!

SpongeBob: Why didn"t girlfrirwcchristchurchappeal.comd ask? (both run away. Mr. Krabs turns around to his mommy smiling through her angry and disappointed)

Mr. Krabs: yet it was all SpongeBob and Patrick"s idea!

Mama Krabs: walk to your room, mister! You"re grounded for the remainder of the night!

Mr. Krabs: (walks away) Yes, Mommy. (boy reconnaissance from earlier is walking v Mr. Krabs)

Boy Scout: Don"t worry, Pops. We"re nearly to her room. (Mr. Krabs groans. Scrwcchristchurchappeal.come cuts to Mr. Krabs" his childhood bedroom. SpongeBob peeks v the window)

SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

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Mr. Krabs: (sighs) That"s every right, lad. I absolutely feel younger. (scrwcchristchurchappeal.come zooms out revealing Mr. Krabs is sitting in his childhood racecar-shaped bed)

SpongeBob: great night, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: good night, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob starts going home)

Mama Krabs: (mad) Eugrwcchristchurchappeal.come, lights out!

Mr. Krabs: Yes, Mommy. (light turns off)

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